Sharpy's Brother

Chris Schmidt is Sharpy's brother.

He hides inside ovens in hours at a time thinking it allows him to time travel, but in reality it goes the same speed as real life. He also has an egg timer collection and a helmet with the number 13 on it, representing the number of chromosomes he lacks. He will die in 2 months from a drinking induced seizure. He's underage. Derey is counting down the hours until his death. He got cancer from watching 2013 starkilla55 videos. This makes his case worse. He is also being hacked and sued by poodlecorp defamation of character, when in reality he tweeted "poodlecorp is stupid".